Inanimate objects worthy of notice for that distinction in Dark709's comics include pieces of paper, cookies, mailboxes, mugs full of coffee, doors, and bottles of sprite. Onepu Nuva loves them. Toa of Spikes can talk to them. They both want to save them, except for Onepu Nuva when drinking sprite. Mr. Zimmwad wants to eat them.

Inanimate objects with that particular distinction notably appeared in Valentines Day 3.0, Presenting Voporak the Dark, and Presenting Toa of Spikes.